"Measure zero times, cut zero times." --carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is

I'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.

Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.

One perk of being born at 0.88c is that your birthday is over two days long.

Some lava around the piercing site is normal, but keep an eye out for spreading earthquakes and eruptive activity that might indicate rifting.

People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.